I can't believe I'm going to go my whole life without getting pussy

submitted by sneako from self.whatever

I'm not even asking for aryan blonde stacey pussy, or even quality ching chong pussy. All I'm asking for is regular ass pussy, even from a nigger or something. I mean shit I gotta go my whole life without even getting it in once? BULLSHIT. Chad just goes to school slaps a bitch on the ass then a few minutes later goes balls deep. Every day I go on pornhub five times a day to nut and see these whores getting pumped full of chad cum. Big tit bitches, bitches with lingerie, bitches with phat asses, white bitches, black bitches, asian bitches, indian bitches. Where my bitch at nigga?

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[–]agent_pecan 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Quit the porn hub. Work on yourself, workout, body and mind and a woman will come.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Pretty sure you're doomed.

Maybe you could transition and find a man to take care of you?

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bwahahahaha!!!

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

dying a virgin in a world where whores exist means you are a volcel get over yourself

[–]HongKongPhooey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Quit being a bootlicking pussyboy who is too afraid to disobey the state, and hire a prostitute then.

[–]FuckYourMom 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Rubmaps.com

Bring like 150, I think.