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[–]thomastheglassexpert 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Since I'm a PE and fascinated with all things engineering I have seen the many videos showing jet aircraft engine testing of thawed big bird carcasses being shot into jet engines and what happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qpD6MDYEGY Essentially these giant blades slice the bird into 1/8th - 1/4" fragments upon impact with the blades so that means for maybe a brief 1-2 seconds this moron who walked into the face of noisy sucking thing and knew her flesh was being sliced away from her frame. Darwin's Law wins again and another fuck moron removed from the gene pool. Probably didn't do the engine damage but the blades might have been bent so a bit of repair needed there. Her remains exhausted out the back would have to have been picked up with tweezers and a sponge.

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bwahahahaha! That was funny. Great video too!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It happens way too fast. Like when you touch a burner but get burnt. And then there’s lots of pain.

She was knocked out very quickly.

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Notice in the article that it was a loving mother of three and daughter of a mother. Somehow she was not a loving wife of a husband and daughter of a father.

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She had no idea who the father was.