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[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cunt Club Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Socks, and I have over 300 confirmed internet girlfriends. I am trained in vegetable warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire saidit armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pillow. I will hug you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, decentralise my fucking words. You think you can get away with sending cat pics to me over the Internet? Think again, proletariat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Eddy’s gangster friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life savings. You're fucking Zapped, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 199 ways, and that's just with my melodic hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed zombat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hong Kong Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to Smoke your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tiny brown mug. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit weasel all over you and you will drown in it. You're TimothyMcFucking dead, kiddo.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Damn, underrated comment.

[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Haha