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[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

God must hate California for some reason. Forest Fires, Mud Slides, Hurricanes, and floods.

[–]Hoomsns[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I wouldn't shed one tear if the whole of California slid off like a mudslide into the ocean.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This would not be happening if California had voted for Gary Coleman for governor, and then, after he was term limited out of office, the voters said “hello, Larry“ to Larry Elder.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would, but only because of the effect it would have on Splash Mountain in Disneyland.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The big one is more likely to be caused by fat people doing jumping jacks.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Mother Nature didn’t make that cell phone or the camera app.