Yeah, that's a pretty mantastic picture. I would not rule out this theory of yours, if only because I have basically no trust remaining in the official line of discourse we're fed.

There's not much about her early life out there, beyond the anodyne crap about volunteering in high school and being Catholic that "they" put out "themself" (not a real word, BTW). There is one supposed high school picture but it's pretty androgynous.