I was shopping for food yesterday and Walmart and I went to go purchase pandemic eggs.

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[–]troubleshooter 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Zombie, technically it is the chicken that Is getting ripped off.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The chicken lays regardless, the chicken is irrelevant.

[–]troubleshooter 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Chickens lay on average 0.6 eggs per day.

Rabbits produce between six to nine baby rabbits per month, for an average of 0.25 baby rabbits per day.

I have never laid an egg or given birth to any rabbits.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Why not, try harder man! Break records, lay 0.8 eggs per day. Cure world hunger. You will be remembered always as the greatest lay of eggs.