What's Causing My Itchy Butt?

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To summarize:

  1. Not wiping enough

  2. Wiping too much

  3. STD's

  4. Eczema

  5. Fungal infections

  6. Laundry detergent

  7. No-breathe clothing

  8. Hemmorhoids

  9. Poor pooping habits (constipation or diarrhea)

  10. Pinworms

  11. Anal fissures

  12. Your diet

  13. Using poison ivy leaves to wipe while camping (ok, I added this one)

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    I highly recommend getting a bidet.

    I came across one of these years ago when I visited Japan, and they are amazing, I'll check out that hellotushy site

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      Yes. There is a setting for "feminine wash" that the women like. We got one in 2019 and it greatly decreases the toilet paper needed, so we never came close to running out of TP when people started hoarding it in 2020.

      [–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      In my expert opinion. It's probably a xenomorph.

      [–]Ehhhhhh 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Worms

      [–]dissidentrhetoric 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Could be getting butt raped by demons while you sleep.