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[–]troubleshooter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Let me show you her pic.

She was silky soft from her nose to her toes.

https://imagehost.pics/RY6CMF.jpg

[–]buffalo_fart_the_VII 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Dude I'm not going to click on that. I could be a 16 yo grandpa.

[–]troubleshooter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

If you are a nice 16 years girl, I am interested to adopt.

No funny business.

https://youtu.be/Lz95OD1MoFc

[–]buffalo_fart_the_VII 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Doubling down and not breaking eye contact. You must have had a monogrammed beer mug on Jeffies pedo plane. Ready to go when he was. Have you ever tried to date an actual woman your own age.

[–]troubleshooter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Older women are cranky. They usually have a bad case of incurable infection that smells bad. They sometimes wear the same panty hoses for so long that it becomes embedded into their skin. Most older ladies dont wash their ass cuz they figure why bother? Right? Many old ladies get a crusty moldy substance that grows under their breasts, which they illegally sell as truffles.

https://youtu.be/omcxjXiWwpU

[–]buffalo_fart_the_VII 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You are an idiot. Do you think because they get to a certain age that this is what happens. You don't think that those behaviors were with them at the age of 16 as well?