He always positions himself to help the common people in the nick of time.
People are getting sick? Never fear, the vaccine hero is here.
People running out of food? He bought so many farms for a reason and will give fake meat for a low price, if not free.
Russian hackers taking down the financial framework? He has a patent on using your body as an ID platform.
We need to geo-engineer the planet because of climate change? Bill has been planning out how to block out the sun for years.
He's like Forrest Gump, but with glasses!