I’m on a fucking roll.

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[–]BISH 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Are you tapping vaccinated strange?

[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

When a stranger asks if you'd like to see some puppies.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A guy in a Walmart parking lot once asked if I'd like to hang out in his rapey looking van and do some coke. Normally I'm down for that sort of thing but something seemed off about this dude. If only he had puppies that might have tipped the scales.

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

You feel guilty? For what?

You're going to die and take your genetic code to the grave.

Why do you think banging lots of women is an achievement?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I have several kids, I stopped giving my legal name a while ago. But again, I’m a loser. Sex is a lot of fun. I am going crazy with women throwing themselves at me. I don’t have anywhere to talk about it. Like imagine overflowing with gold. That’s how I feel.

Imagine choosing which girl to fuck. Like out of 5. That’s what I get to do. I talk to several girls. We go to lunch and coffee, and we talk about like politics. But we all know we’re talking about sex. Like that’s why we’re there.

And then I choose for like a Friday or a Saturday, and I get it, and they behave or it’s on to the next three, and I add two to the rotation. So like, I get what I want, and they comply more, or I add two that were from tinder or bumble. And the. I do it for the week again. And I have a full schedule of fucking on the weekends.

One girl I talk to right now is like a 20 year old virgin. And she’s like top of my list. I might “stop” dating. Kekw.

I don’t know why I feel so good. I imagine it has to do with, chemicals in the head, and hormones. I think I’m doing what I was bred to do.

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

You sound like a fucking larper. Men who get girls all the time don't need to come to anon forums to talk about it, because they don't need reassurance that they're needed.

If you have "several" kids I don't know why you're fucking around with girls and not bringing them up best you can.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

This is the best I think I can give without giving my name.

https://ibb.co/dpjZDQk

https://ibb.co/09Vpc4s

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Why are you capping conversations like I care?

I don't understand. I don't want your proof. I just don't think it's an achievement when your past relationship/s have failed, especially with children in the mix.

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Eww gross you like, have sex with women? What's wrong with you. Women are icky and gross. They can't pee standing up. And they like, drool saliva and milk and god knows else from their gross woman bodies. Like do you even know how many germs there are on a woman.

Eww gross. Yuck. Fucking sick gross humans. I bet you don't even know how to use the three seashells.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

U/AlienHunter understands.

I’m having some kind of processing issue. But you are writing how I think. Which is opposite of what I do.

[–]Alienhunter 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hey gotta give credit for the human sex drive where credit is due, without it there wouldn't be you.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I am glad to hear of your successes and do not begrudge you getting some enjoyment out of your life just because you are getting laid more than I am. If anything I find it inspiring that you are out there getting the most you can out of life rather than wallowing on the negatives. Its something I could do a better job at for sure

🙏

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You are so fucking intelligent.

Way beyond me. I feel like we need a face to face. And I can help you get laid.

Every time I see an incel, I see my self in the mirror.

Women can’t do math. They have like emotional feel, and it’s all about feeling emotionally like a man.

Like I pretend to be a badass, and I lie about how good I am in bed, and I talk man shit. I just fuck all the time. Basically walking around lying.

But I have incredibly high confidence, and I always have. I have luck. Like real luck, and I have always know it.

I’ve won a lot of shit in my life.

[–]8thmonitor 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

How old are you?

[–]LarrySwinger2 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

He's a 20 year old girl.

[–]8thmonitor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I am confused because they said they have multiple kids. Doesn't that mean they are very old and lacking energy to fuck all these girls?

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Age is relative. And the majority of fathers still have the vitality and lust for sex. That's not the issue.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

12

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I’m 35. Old as fuck.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I'm older. ☹️

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

The men in my family die at 45 -50 .

So I have about 15 years left to go.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'll race you to 55. Winner pranks the others funeral with whoopy cushions.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Haha. That actually sounds fun. Let’s see how long Reddit lasts.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Congrats on the poon slaying. I've only ever slept with a handful of people I didn't know that well and it wasn't great sex. Just too intimate a thing for me to enjoy with strangers I guess.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

So that's why the book club came to a halt. Well, it's a good excuse.

[–]la_cues(>0u0)> 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wait, there's a book club?

What are we reading? I'll catch up.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

How tf do you work on your personality? Is it learning how to speak in lols emotionally to communicate with the women folk?

And congrats on the slaying. Good news is hard to come by.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😮