Blog: Finding a Way Through Pedophilia with Jesus

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I flop around on the floor and make grunting noises while thrusting my pelvis

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You are visibly aroused by my primal display of raw masculinity. I begin twerking my large scrotum and it smacks loudly against my legs

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Unable to control yourself, you rip your pants off and begin violently cornholing yourself with a whisky bottle

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I bet you have soft hands. If I was gonna let one saiditor jack me off it would be you

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