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[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

By the time you watch this you could be finished. Or passed out.

[–]slurper[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I suffered with chronic diarrhea for six years. Me and my "partner" tried everything. Garden hoses. Suction pumps. Weed blowers. Wet/dry shop vacuum. Even caustic chemicals. And nothing helped.

Until we tried ramco's patented diarrhea digital seismometer with an electric shock attachment.

I haven't shit my pants in almost three weeks now.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Well bless your heart. /s/BlessYourHeart

[–]slurper[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah thanks, but I am not interested in fame nor Fortune. My dream is to rescue homeless dogs in third world countries and teach them to hunt bear an walruses.

A slightly odd side effect of using the ramco seismometer with the electric shock attachment is that I woke up the next day and I speak twelve languages fluently and I can calculate the square root of ANY number in my head without using a calculator.

[–]TimothyMcFuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hurling chunks