Mum shaved 'entire' body for first birth but has 'sasquatch bush' by fifth child

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[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

sometimes it seems that the more insane my behaviors, the more the ladies love me

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You are mistaken. Being pepper sprayed is not flirting, it is actually a sign that your presence has become repellant. Take heed and seek cover so that you may recover from the assault before attempting to tread near another lady.