Do you know any healthy alternative to crack cocaine?

submitted by chickenz from self.whatever

Yes, I tried searching Google.

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[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Prayer 🙏

[–]TimothyMcFuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lol wtf ha ha

[–]proc0 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Try drinking water instead.

[–]chickenz[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Most people do not catch my dry humor.

The worst thing I do is puff a little weed.

Trades are open.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Most people do not catch my dry humor.

My humor is wet 💦

Are you feeling moisty in your downstairs yet?

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

your humor is shit.

you are destroying this forum.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Your giant text, off topic schizo posting is destroying the forum way more than I am

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

dont try to derail the topic.

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

you are destroying this forum.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You are having a psychotic episode Ed, you need Haldol

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

reported for practicing medicine without a license.

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just fyi tho.. drinking water as an alternative to smoking crack cocaine is like treating a gunshot wound by giving the patient a harmonica and telling him to blow.

[–]tiny-brown-mug 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Donuts. Donuts are a nice, safer, calming alternative to crack cocaine. When you dip them in coffee, they taste awesome.

[–]chickenz[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Many people do not understand the overwhelming cravings that addiction creates.

If you go to a swimming pool, sink to the bottom of the deep end and just remain there, holding your breath.

Your desire to breathe air is nothing compared to a crack addicts craving to smoke.

Donuts ain't gonna change nothing.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you are addicted to crack the best thing is coca leaf tea.

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Truth is, this post was only my dry humor. I NEVER touch that shit.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Apparently dopamine antagonists, such as parkinsons medication.

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Have you ever heard of kratom? I have taken it for a couple of months before.. it literally is a natural opiate.. it calms the nerves.. I feel warm and fuzzy.. and my depression disappears.

[–]SoCo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Salvia Divinorum was filling that role for some, pragmatically. It became illegal in my state, though. Before then, people were ordering trash bags of it from Mexico, cooking it to 5x,10x,25x extract and trying to sell it to hippies...but it mostly scared people; I called it baby dmt.

Yet, frequently, crack and cocaine use is strongly tied to drinking and party-lifestyle, which becomes a drugs-not-really-required lifestyle/mindset addiction that is much harder to escape that quitting a drug. In that case, maybe something highly social and/or something adrenaline based like rock climbing, rafting, or sky diving could help fill some of the roll.

[–]Dunwidit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"we are going to ignore your protestations that you were merely making a joke and continue to give out 'just say no and or replacement therapy' Solutions, with a straight face and all solemn respect that this topic deserves"