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[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Hybrid schizo is more likely what you have.

Maybe you should put your affairs in order, because it is usually fatal. Not in the beginning, but it always kills in the end.

So many precious lives have been cut short by this killer disease.

https://youtu.be/MoUS91qkxiw

[–]Vulptex[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I can't find anything about hybrid schizophrenia, nor do I understand what it has to do with teletubbies.

[–]chickenz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The teletubbies video was a tactic that is used to soothe the nerves of someone with early onset of hybrid schizophrenia(HSZ).

You most likely will not find many links about HSZ.

Just a heads up, most HSZ patients live somewhat long tho slightly deranged and confused lives.

I have two recommendations for you.

1) Plant a garden and enjoy it.

2) Masturbating is a commonly suggested therapy for HSZ patients.

Beyond that, I would suggest that you put your personal affairs in order. Ie, make out a personal will so that when the time comes, your wealth and your estate can be properly distributed to your loved ones.

Keep your chin up.

I am a board certified internet doctor.

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[–]Vulptex[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

This is a joke right?

[–]chickenz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you want to double up on your therapy, I would suggest that you go out and masturbate in the garden..

Invite a few friends over.

Invite Kanye.

You are going to be well on the road to recovery before you can click your heels and say Mississippi molasses.

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