22year old guy looking for work

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Does he suck cock?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You think he can shut up long enough to enjoy it?

[–]Anman 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

If I was hiring I would consider him, but I would grill him as to why he was unable to use punctuation.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

From what I know of construction guys the answer is "cocaine".

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So, you saying he probably wrote all that in one breath? That's speed.

[–]Rastafoo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Bro just become a painter at the nearest CertaPro. Within a month you'll be an RSA and making bank (Res Sales Associate)

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's probably not a bad idea, except that I am now not only 60+ years of age, but I also now have COPD(lung damage/disease), which means that I simply can not exert myself by for example lifting paint cans.. just walking in and out of a grocery store leaves me gasping for air..

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

inhales deeply

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can he wash BISHES?