I am a doctor. Here are the reasons why you shouldn’t put off getting a poo.

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    [–]marley 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    At least Jews have the common sense to piss and shit.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (24 children)

    😯

    [–]marley 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (23 children)

    First, you post these childish stories and then you reply with your sock puppet account?

    Damn.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    I can see why you would think this Ed, but Zombeh isn't actually me, just another saiditor with impeccable taste. My only other accounts are parodies of other users

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    🙏

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

    I am not a sock puppet 😐

    [–]marley 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

    Yes, you are.

    You and the Hong Kong retard are the same person.

    Stupid ass.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

    Brotards 🤘

    [–]marley 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (17 children)

    I am not your "bro".

    I do not like you.

    When I read your shit posts, I sometimes projectile vomit.

    There is nothing news worthy about your crap posts.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (16 children)

    I don't really give a fuck what you think, brony 😂 You are welcome to not read anyone's posts. I personally post things that either interest me or that I find funny. I have now doubt Phooey does the same. 🤘

    [–]marley 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

    liar liar pants on fire

    you and Hong Kong krap are the same person.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

    Well, my little chicken, we're on a different continent for starters 😂

    [–]marley 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

    You are a child. Keep posting cartoons.

    [–]sneako 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I went a week without pooping for months