Why smelling the opposite sex can age you.

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Explains my inability to age.

[–]Canbot[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Stop masturbating and you will age in reverse.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Doing anything ages you. Even nothing.

[–]Canbot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

That is incorrect. Obviously time always keeps moving but the concept here is obviously the rate at which deterioration happens is altered by different factors. Exercise, for example, slows down aging. Recreational drugs speed it up. A healthy diet slows it down, in particular fasting.

Don't be a goober

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I fart in your general direction.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I respect you.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why isn't Joe Biden dead then already ?

[–]Canbot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Prepubecent children don't produce pheromones.