People who don't tip at coffeeshops are assholes

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[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm an asshole, and that's good; I will never not be an asshole and that's none of your business; there's no one I'd rather be than me. Fuck you.

I am here to condemn you for your sins coffee lovers, as the most fucking self important asshole in the entire world you should care about what I have to say, and if you don't I don't give a fuck about your stupid opinion.

Sin 1. ADULTERY. YAY UNTO YOU INFIDELS WHO ADULTERATE YOUR COFFEE WITH MILK AND SUGAR, DIABETES BE UNTO YOU! BLACK COFFEE MATTERS!

Lo I say unto ye drinkers of impure coffee, it be better if ye cut that shit out right now innit?