Preparing for the war.

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I'm not a hateful person, but I do fear there will be a zombie apocalypse. We don't have easy access to guns in the UK, but when it comes to knives, swords, bats and crossbows, I'm well equipped. 🤘

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

You are like a stupid child..

When the time of war comes, I want you to sit down with your family and eat your knives and swords.

No matter who you are and no matter which side of this war you are on, your friends and family will die from starvation or worse

When starvation comes, remember that I warned you that you can not eat your guns.

Do you remember that I have warned you repeatedly that California is running out of water?

People will shake your hand, smile at you, cut your throat and then barbecue you.

Your childish attitude is quite boring.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Nonsense! When you are turned into a zombie, I will do your animated corpse a favour by slaying your zombie ass with my armoury of pain before throwing you on the barbecue! None of us will starve so long as we have zombie chicken to barbecue.

Water is not a problem for me, I live an an island rich in reservoirs. If you live by a desert, that's your problem. If you lived on a mountain, would you complain equally about the snow? No! Because it would be the expected localised climate conditions for the region, it would be foolish to raise complaint.

Your fear provocation is futile, humans are the ultimate parasitic virus on the planet, we are survivors.

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

As I said, you think like a child and your vision is short.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Your flattery will get you nowhere, my vision is epic 🤘 bring on the zombie apocalypse, I have been preparing for it my entire life!

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You remind me of a passenger on the titanic that is happy that they are sinking.

You are on the titanic now and it is sinking fast

Do read for me the zombie apocalypse story again, please?

But I will be on a lifeboat, so read loudly?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Kill all the zombies. KILL ALL THE ZOMBIES!

[–]chickenz[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Again, your thoughts and ideas are child-like.

But, you do you.