WATCH: Video of little boy pleading for foreskin to be 'glued back on' after circumcision melts hearts

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[–]Alienhunter 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Sorry kid once you eat from the tree of knowledge and get your Jew powers of usury and sabbaticals then God marks you as his own and you can't go back to being a godless heathen and you'll be forever locked out of the pirate skill tree and you'll never be able to eat spaghetti or pork again. You'll just phase through both. You'll also lose all your power every Saturday and need to recharge. But hey at least you can fly 1st class and use mind control so it's not all bad.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

you'll be forever locked out of the pirate skill tree

But ninja is still open to be picked, right?

...Right?

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Well you need to be Asian. Are Jews asian?

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Middle Eastern (I think), which is counted as Asia, so yes. But I'm not a Jew, so no ninja for me. Fucking race restrictions on classes is such 2nd Edition bullshit.