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My wife is my property.
submitted 1 year ago by NuclearBadger from self.whatever
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[–]Vulptex 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (5 children)
Does this include being tied up to prevent running away?
[–]rofl 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (4 children)
Absolutely. Like any other car, she should be locked in the garage, with a steering wheel bar around her neck, and wearing a chastity belt. With any luck, she'll back over /u/NuclearBadger's head and suffocate him to death, winning her freedom.
[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
I was asking in case he's interested in doing it to me.
[–]rofl 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
I saw this movie yesterday: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9074574/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
I recommend it.
(Also - Krista Kosonen can tie me up any time.)
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
I'm not clicking that link because it probably has porn in it. I don't like seeing people naked and gross.
[–]rofl 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
Their naughty bits are covered up, sadly (if I remember correctly)
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[–]Vulptex 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun - (5 children)
[–]rofl 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - (4 children)
[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (3 children)
[–]rofl 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (2 children)
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
[–]rofl 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)