Emergency: California is literally almost out of water. When California has no more water, please understand that the stock market will explode and we will enter into world war three. Just remember.. I have been warning you for a couple of years and you all laughed. Now it's checkmate.

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[–]ID10T 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

[–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

you gonna think so when there is no water.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It would be best if you just go ahead and start panicking now, and please remember to vote for the political party that caused this, come November!

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I never panic. It's counterproductive.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Saiditor for 20 hours

> been warning you for a couple years

MFW

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    [–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    maybe you're too autistic to be online.

    [–]wrongthink 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Seems more schizo to me. Autists are usually more intelligent and their failure mode is more unhealthy obsessions rather than drooling shitposts.

    [–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Could be. Either way I'd like to see this one banned for wrongthink.

    [–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    Nope. That's when all the lefties will get a practical life lesson on how voting wrong is bad for you.

    [–]poopmonster[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    when you are willing to pay any price for water, but there is no water to buy... you will find out that the terms rightie and leftie were all a cheap gimmick that really means nothing.

    /u/usehername will find out that being the "owner" of a chat is worthless when there is no water to drink and no food to eat.

    [–]ShekelPa 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Never heard of a lefty that learned their lesson on anything.

    [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    when you have no water, there is no more time for voting or for debate..

    go ahead, try to debate and argue about how water shortages dont really exist.

    go ahead.

    you all are gonna find out that when you have no water, you will have no food.. prices will LITERALLY SKYROCKET.. you will pay $75.00 for a combo at mcdonalds, for example. i do understand that this is difficult to imagine..

    when calfornia runs out of water, many will abandon california and move to other places... then they will run out of water.

    humanity has not faced a problem this large in all of our recorded history.

    this is the mother of all problems.

    i am a skilled counselor and i want to promise you that this is a huge problem.

    [–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Watch the Confederacy rise again, build a wall along the Mason Dixon Line, and keep them all out. When shit gets real rednecks get mean. Georgia wants water from our Tennessee River. When they dump all their lefties and nigras over the wall they won't need near as much water. Looks like a good way to reduce the lefty population.

    [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    no, you dont understand... the zombies will knock down the wall.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqB2t-DGb8

    [–]NuclearBadger 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

    2 million dollars for a flat, and you can't even flush the toilet lmao.

    [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

    the bottom line is that there is a HUGE CATASTROPHE headed towards california..

    like an oncoming TSUNAMAI, california is just about to run out of water.

    notice that people are playing WORD FUCK GAMES trying to place the blame on this political party or whatever, but...

    WHEN THE WATER IS GONE IT IS GONE AND NO AMOUNT OF MONEY WILL EVER BRING IT BACK.

    [–]NuclearBadger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

    People who put feelings above facts are at fault.

    The debt must be paid in blood.

    [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (16 children)

    reported for advocating violence.

    [–]NuclearBadger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

    I'm talking about communism you retarded nigger

    [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

    hey fruitcake... do you notice who started this thread? I DID.

    the topic has nothing to do with communism.

    [–]NuclearBadger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

    Ahahaha you report me while saying hello ww3, then can't even connect the dots that cali is a communist SHITHOLE, that needs to be swept into the sea.

    [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

    i am okay if you and i dont chat any more.

    feel free to block me, see if i care.

    [–]NuclearBadger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

    No, blocking is for jews.

    If I wanted to sit in a box i'd go live in a shed.

    We all argue because everyone, regardless of their opinion, knows the shit is coming one way or another.

    I argue because I'd rather we came out the other end fighting together against the actual reason we end up in destruction, than who gets first dibs in the bread line.

    Don't be gay and give up either. That's why the elites win erey tiem.

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      [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      california is dominated by street dope gangs.. they run the entire place.. they have infiltrated the police departments and they have infiltrated the prisons as guards and staff.

      the dope gangs have so much money that you wouldnt believe it.

      [–]ShekelPa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Youre a dumbass, everything leads back to communism, especially when you talk about california, take that reddit shit back to those kid fuckers

      [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      like i said, you are not required to share my opinions AND i rarely take any suggestions or advice that begin with "YOU ARE A DUMBASS".

      thanks for the offer, but no thanks.

      [–]peety 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      here in the central valley, i see the canals full of water constantly emptying the reservoirs to create the fake drought.

      could the drought cause more desalinization plants needed to create more commerce and charge even more for water to residences. after all (((they))) are running out of things to tax the people for. just wait until the tax for air purifiers.

      but that would just be a conspiracy!

      [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      look... i dont care what you see in some canal.. listen to me real carefully... LAKE MEAD IS ALMOST EMPTY.. IT IS A SMALL MUD PUDDLE NOW..

      WHEN CALIFORNIA RUNS DRY, OH MY GOD... maybe professor biden can pass some HYDRATE THE WORLD bill and that will make everythiing better.

      maybe biden the wizard can write a check for ten trillion dollars to buy us some water, for fucks sake..

      you people dont understand that WE ARE LITERALLY FACING A SEVERE GLOBAL CRISIS for which THERE IS NO SOLUTION.

      [–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

      There's this thing called the Pacific ocean which is filled with water right next to California. Not going to pretend that drought conditions don't have serious real world consequences in the short term, but economic realities will force fast tracked building of desalinization plants.

      [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

      You can NOT drink the Pacific ocean, it is SALT WATER.

      Desalination looks great on paper, but for some reason large scale desalination machines are only a fantasy.

      [–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      For some reason other countries desalinate ocean water at scale just fine. What's a fantasy is leftist politics in USA

      [–]SoCo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      This is incorrect, they work fine.

      California likely still has all 12 desalination from 2019:

      https://www.waterboards.ca.gov/water_issues/programs/ocean/desalination/docs/170105_desal_map_existing.pdf

      They are scrambling to add more, but bureaucracy and environmental considerations have slowed things:

      https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/amid-drought-california-desalination-project-crossroads-84662737

      Desalination plants spew the extra salt, which can be harmful to coastal sea life, so they are most responsibly built farther out to sea, away from the coast, which increases their cost exponentially.

      [–]HeyBobby 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Don't worry, the vaxx let's you drink salt water. Trust the science.

      [–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

      Lol no. It's as simple as boiling the water.

      It's expensive and you need to build the infrastructure to do it on the large scale. But it's been implemented before. If California was smart they would have implemented it already but they can't even manage to build a train line let alone bother with long sighted infrastructure development plans. For a place with such restrictive environmental laws their blindspots are enormous. Hell they still just dump their sewage straight into the ocean.

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        [–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

        WAR IS PEACE

        FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

        IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

        TRANS WOMEN ARE CIS WOMEN

        [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

        that sounds legit

        [–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

        SAYING THINGS MULTIPLE TIMES MAKES THEM TRUE.

        SAYING THINGS MULTIPLE TIMES MAKES THEM TRUE.

        SAYING THINGS MULTIPLE TIMES MAKES THEM TRUE.

        SAYING THINGS MULTIPLE TIMES MAKES THEM TRUE

        YOU OWE ME MONEY

        YOU OWE ME MONEY

        YOU OWE ME MONEY

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          [–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

          THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

          WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A STARSHIP!

          I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MEDELSOM KIDS.

          AND THEIR LITTLE DOG TOO!

          EEEEEHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAN!

          [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          i am personal friends with a guru and he and i designed synchronization.

          no bullshit.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_VPRCtiUg

          [–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

          Wall California off from the rest of the country. Let them self-destruct.

          [–]poopmonster[S] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

          it seems easy enough to just say fuck those fucktards... but it aint that easy, because when they run out of water they immediately morph into ZOMBIES that will move to nevada and then new mexico and then texas and the louisiana..

          california has quite a few homeless and drug addicts and they are going to escape from california when the water faucets run dry.

          [–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

          I was being facetious with the wall...mostly.

          [–]poopmonster[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          THAT WOULD BE ONE HECK OF A WALL...

          [–]soyboy77 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          Maybe preppers aren't so crazy after all...

          [–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

          It was a very rainy winter last winter. They had water for years and years and years.

          Now they have no water. Do you know why?

          Because Democrats are stupid. They intentionally let the reservoirs run dry so the rivers can have some arbitrary % of nominal water flowing. This in addition to allowing extremely water-intensive farmed crops in a fucking desert. California is out of water because it wants to be.

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            [–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

            take your meds

            [–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            Also, California has experienced a rather wet recent history (couple hundred years) and seems to be getting back to normal rainfall.

            [–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

            Southern Nevada is global known for water conservation.

            what a load of bull shit.

            [–]poopmonster[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

            the bottom line is that lake mead is pretty much a mud puddle now.

            i understand that lake mead is maybe the only source of water for california?

            can that be true?

            hey, i watched this other video where they have some water reservoir(in los angeles, i think) and for some reason they were desperate to protect this water and their solution was to put about a billion black plastic balls onto the surface of the water..

            the bottom line is that we are desperate about these water issues.

            here, check it out yourself..

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxPdPpi5W4o

            [–]SoCo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            Let them drink pee!