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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I shit my pants, you can wash them for me?

[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'll give you 20$ for them(30$ if they're denim pants). They must remain soiled and if you could vacuum pack them to retain the freshness that'd be great. I'll pay for postage. Just don't make it weird by asking unnecessary questions... Thanks!

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

wash your own dammed pants. try shitting in a toilet next time.

/u/usehername