IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SUICIDE, CALL THE SUICIDE GET HELP NOW LINE, CALL 863-703-7633

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[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Cuz you are too stupid to call.

They used to have more operators, but two of them made a suicide pact and jumped into the grand canyon.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Meh, nice try I guess.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I said you are not allowed to call.

I wasn't asking, I was telling.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Meh, nice try I guess. Keep trying.