IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SUICIDE, CALL THE SUICIDE GET HELP NOW LINE, CALL 863-703-7633

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[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (8 children)

Hey I used to get this message on reddit all the time when I pissed off a faggot.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

I am calling them now.. Benn on hold.. listening to elevator music..

[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Wow that seems helpful if you're in a crisis.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

You are forbidden to call the number.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Why?

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Cuz you are too stupid to call.

They used to have more operators, but two of them made a suicide pact and jumped into the grand canyon.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Meh, nice try I guess.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I said you are not allowed to call.

I wasn't asking, I was telling.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Meh, nice try I guess. Keep trying.