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I have decided to consider going back to prison.
submitted 1 year ago by jingles from self.whatever
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[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (4 children)
My God, what kind of bender are you on right now?
[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
bender? nah, i am as sober as a nun in church.. truth is, i have been hinting at my catching that magical bus to eternity for a couple of years now and i had something of a moment of clarity...
why not just go to prison instead?
like i say, there are all kinds of benefits, such as:
1) good sturdy toilets 2) free bedsheets 3) free toilet paper 4) free toothpaste 5) free lightbulb swapouts 6) free open-air television signal 7) free dishwashing and cooking service 8) free pay telephones(collect calls only) 9) free personal security guards
the benefits just go on and on.
i cant believe that i never gave this consideration.
and omg, i can finally get listed on prisonpenpals.com
https://www.prisonpenpals.com
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
Wait until you meet your free roommate.
[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
I am requesting protection custody, cuz I have seen the training videos.
https://youtu.be/ufacrVBjuWg
[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Just say you are trans.
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[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (4 children)
[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (3 children)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (2 children)
[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)