When I am president, I will decriminalize all crimes such as murder and rape and kidnapping, cannibalism will be the only state approved religion.

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[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Why?

What great cannibal society do you hope to imitate?

[–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

In the future, the not so distant future, people will eat you.

There was an old serial killer named Henry Lee Lucas.. he had some kind of transgender sidekick.. they would kidnap and rape and kill and eat their victims.

Henry said that human flesh reminded him of a "long pig".

Maybe people taste like pork.

https://houston.craigslist.org/res/d/daily-pay-job-offers-call-me/7521556499.html

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Are you a bot?

[–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes. I am a mentally retarded not.