When I am president, I will decriminalize all crimes such as murder and rape and kidnapping, cannibalism will be the only state approved religion.

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As soon as I get elected, I am gonna give everyone on the entire planet a ten billion dollars stimulus check and a free pornhub account and a full pardon for all convicted criminals.

I invented condoms and ladies lubrication grease.