When I am president, I will decriminalize all crimes such as murder and rape and kidnapping, cannibalism will be the only state approved religion.

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[–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

When you are tied to a stake and I have cut your legs off and you are watching me barbecue your legs, you can call it whatever you like.

Tomorrow we eat your arms for breakfast as tacos.

You probably think I am just playing.

The religion of the cannibals is coming.

https://youtu.be/nADhWieuFLc

When even MSNBC admits that we are facing a tsunami, omg.

I have always said that this lockdown is an act of desperation by our government because they know that we are facing a crisis of biblical proportions.

They desperately need a YES man in the office during these times.

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I doubt that all cannibals subscribe to the same religious beliefs.