Women warned not to use discharge as perfume after 'vabbing' trend explodes

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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

So many idiots... where do they all come from at once ?

Somebody lifted some rocks over the previously "hidden" trailer parks or something ?

Or did they just install "internet" in these ghettos ?

Or did apple start giving away free Ibugs with a cellphone-plan ?

What da fuk didn't I get, so this could happen that "fast" ?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

So many idiots... where do they all come from at once ?

Is it really that dumb George?

Sex phermones are important to a lot of species, although they are not well studied in humans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_pheromone

Furthermore, fMRI studies show that olfactory stimulation activates sexual arousal in men

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18221282/

I can anecdotally confirm I find the smell of (healthy) vagina arousing, it doesn't sound that stupid to me, although I do find it hilarious

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There is a conscious part of sensing "reality" in every human being.

Computing this thing is the main reason our brains out"grew" those of almost any other known mammal.

So why the fuck should women go back on this "ladder" ?

If they want to get fucked by a baboon or chimp (or even "lesser" mammal, maybe...) and have problems achieving this they lost literally every kind of respect, i can have for them.

Thotting in hardcore-mode, so to say, I just can't judge as "human" anymore, sorry.

[–]LarrySwinger2 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I suppose they should stop fingering themselves as well. Clickbait article covering junk science.

[–]EternalSunset 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Gonna start selling a new perfume brand called the fish market special.

[–]blackpoop321 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Ooookay... I think I'll give homosexuality a serious try now.

[–]raven9 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If they have to resort to doing that to attract a sexual partner then they have to be some seriously ugly women.

[–]exlib 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Shouldn't there be a yuck icon we could click on.

[–]jagworms 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

The article warns that it's dangerous to put dirty items in the hoo-hoo. We all already knew that.
Was this article written by Calvin Klein, trying to smack down the natural perfume business? It must be, because humans are animals just like any other, and pheromones work on us too, whether we know it or not.

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Fresh, clean wet pussy smells nice, secretions you smeared on your skin and left there to dry and decay do not.

[–]jagworms 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

All of you are missing the point.
Nobody is suggesting what all of you incels are afraid is going on.

It's subtle, not sloppy. It's chemically effective, yet not a noticeable smell.

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

As if some faint smell of cervical fluid is actually going to suddenly mesmerize the dudes that wouldn't give you the time of the day to begin with. You would have a better shot actually taking care of your appearance and personal hygiene.

[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Correct.

No amount of vabbing can make me fuck this

[–]jagworms 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You still misunderstand the premise. It's not sorcery, it's chemistry. It's not a frying pan upside the head that makes you go wild with lust, it's a subtle signal of fertility beneath your conscious perception.

[–]SloppyJoeBeaver 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think you're both right, it's not gonna memorize any dude who wouldn't be into the chick anyways, but her scent may trigger a biological response in a guy who might be interested anyways.

And yet I suspect it is pointless, because you can already smell their pheromones anyways.

Although it could also be Big Perfume who doesn't want the common woman to disrupt their high margin industry. 🤔