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[–]jingles 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (16 children)

maybe i push a cucumber thru the hole and he cuts it up and makes a fresh salad?

so you can redirect the situation from a bad one into a situation where he becomes a vegan?

then squirt some salad dressing thru the hole!!!!!!!!!

[–]chottohen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

I would never do it anyway but just the idea of who/what might be on the other side freaks me enough so any possibility of an erection is gone. Dressing? How 'bout oil and vinegar with a touch of mayo?

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

come on, lets you and me get in the golf cart and lets get drunk and really really high and lets go get wild at the glory hole.

just you and me, like old times.

https://files.catbox.moe/l8gtc9.jpg

[–]chottohen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

I like all that stuff but my golf is rusty, like ten years rusty. Drinking and the other, I'm ready. Is that you with the tattoo? It means "PAIN." You're an MMA fighter? I was a gym rat twenty years ago but a high-speed bicycle crash later and I can't do upper-body workouts. Back is all twisted. Life goes on but those items you mentioned make it a lot better. I'm half in the bag now on just booze unfortunately. What am I saying? Let's get drunk, stoned and ride around in the golf cart. I don't need no stinkin' glory holes. I see usehername or d3rr cut off chat, maybe because of something I said. This photo is from the glory hole article that is legit, but the thumb should be down: https://files.catbox.moe/zckdsi.webp I'm going to try to get over and see my buddy in Houston in about a year so book that gold cart.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Is that you with the tattoo?

oh helll no.. when i need some image for some purpose, i just go to http://images.google.com

you can search for and find pics related to anything..

wanna know about a weird feature that images.google.com allows?

do you see the camera near the submit button? cliick that and then "upload" an image..

if you "upload" an image of yourself, for example, images.google.com will return images that look similar to what you uploaded.

if you were to upload a pic of biden, for example, it will give you a bunch of images that look similar to him.

:)

[–]chottohen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I will have to try that but for sure NOT with my photo. I have a strip of black tape over the camera on my monitor and when I put my cell on the desk, I cover it with something: two cameras for your convenience. Later Tater

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

upload a pic of a donkey and you will get back pics of other donkeys.

romance scammers use it to find pics to catfish other people, for example.

[–]chottohen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

I never knew that and I'll try it but not with a donkey. I have already been to the gym and am now wetting my whistle for the first time today. You?

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

if you upload a pic of biden or trump, for example, you will see dozens and dozens of pics that look similar.

upload a pic of princess diana, and you will get pics of ladies that look like her.

[–]chottohen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

That thing you said you did with mdma, I did too when I was about 21. It was old school mda. Damn