Crab ashtray I had gotten for the wife, she replaced it with something she found at a yard sale

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A thing of beauty not appreciated by your loathsome wench. Flee with all your valuables leaving the ungrateful trollop behind.

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I think it's hormones dude. What kind of a man would I be if I abandoned her when it became inconvenient for me?

Still hurts tho.

And why men should have mistresses if they gotta stick by nasty old mean women, we should be allowed to have fun too.