Crab ashtray I had gotten for the wife, she replaced it with something she found at a yard sale

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

A thing of beauty not appreciated by your loathsome wench. Flee with all your valuables leaving the ungrateful trollop behind.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think it's hormones dude. What kind of a man would I be if I abandoned her when it became inconvenient for me?

Still hurts tho.

And why men should have mistresses if they gotta stick by nasty old mean women, we should be allowed to have fun too.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

She wouldn't recognize romance; if it kicked her in the ashtray.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

FUCK where'd he go?

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Where did your post go saying his account was deleted?

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So I saw that this was posted by deleted. Then I checked /u/AmericanMuskrat and saw that the account was gone, so I had the impression he left us. However, I realized that he had actually deleted that account a while ago, and then this post. Clearly he's still here.

(So I don't know under which account he made this post and why he deleted it but I'm not going to bother him about that now.)

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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