I've decided to only think positive thoughts and consume positive content from now on

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First part sounds awesome, the ranks of conscripted service will not be the same without you.

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Positive thought: my penis smells like old socks and my balls are sticky like a slab of stale buttery bacon.