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[–]SMCABwhatever 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

The proper technique is 2 in the chest and 1 in the head, but this will do for now.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

You never know how the legal situation is going to go though. Defending yourself from murder is outrageously expensive.

[–]SMCABwhatever 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Oh for sure, it was more of a joke really.

I had a buddy who got his truck stopped by people with guns during the peaceful protests. I've often asked myself what I would have done. And I keep coming up with that I would have died or had a couple trophies.

The wild west had its charms.

[–]yelgy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

what is your favorite human trophy

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Hahaha

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

MY bike now motherfuckers.

[–]introspeck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've ridden motorcycles for 40 years; somehow avoiding any situations where I felt it necessary to damage cars. But anyway, there was some stupid show on TV where a man and a woman in a Jeep were being chased by baddies on motorcycles, and they looked terrified. I'm thinking "The idiots are tailgating you, one slam on the brakes will take them all out at once! Why the hell are you scared!?" Probably because the scriptwriters didn't ride...