Shock As “Prophet” Claims Satan Will Provide Porno Movies, Sex Toys In Hell for Souls Waiting to be Thrown Into The Pit of Fire

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[–]chottohen 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

You can watch porno all you want but no orgasms.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

You can search for porn long as you want but never find a vid you want to watch.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Then when you find one you like and you're almost there, it runs out.

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u r teh l33t edgel0rd

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