Never Too Early To Loot

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

When humans don't get any education worth mentioning whatsoever they retract their-selves to classical baboon behaviour.

Here on saidit this phenomenon can be observed and studied quite often as well.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Rival chimp gangs form political raiding parties, and ambush enemy chimp groups.

The assailants count coup against opposition through vitriol, memes, and snark.

The heros regroup triumphantly after the raid to tell the harrowing tales of personal bravery, and the freshly disgraced foe.

Unaware, the opposition continue with their lives; never realizing they were victims.
Easily routed during a libelous raid.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because they swallow the faked blue pills time after time. That is why they stay behavioral baboons. Chimps have some higher-order functions of social behavior implemented actually, i believe.

And the explanation for this behavioral "glitch" actually is very easy to understand:

It takes almost no energy to swallow and digest a lie somebody else hallucinated.

But it cost sweat, so to say , to actually think for yourself. Because most sheeple never have done this before in their existences in this splinter of the "big" "reality". Or they have forgotten that they actually are able to do this.

[–]Dr_Bukkake 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fucking animals, literally. They are a sub species of humans.

[–]SeethingPeasant 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Did dude try to rob a guy that was being arrested?

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A friend of mine overdosed at a club.

We had a friend in the police dept, and he was wise to the situation.

Our officer friend recognized a female friend of ours that was at the club that night.
He approached her, and asked her if our incapacitated friend had anything incriminating on him.

She didn't know, but suspected he did.

Our officer friend told her that he had going to have a conversation with the other officers on the scene; indicting that he and the other officers would turn their away from the scene during this conversation.

He asked her to do what she could to make sure our friend didn't have anything incriminating on his person when they took him to the hospital.

The officers slowly and deliberately turned away from the scene.

As you might imagine, a crowd had gathered around the spectacle, and was watching with mild interest.

Or female friend ventured by herself to our downed buddy, and proceeded to rummage through his pockets, until she found the thing she definitely didn't want to take into her possession.

It's great to hear her tell the story, because she was scared as hell.

Practically everyone in the club watched her as she did her friend the most solid of favors.
She could feel everyone's eyes. Nobody said a word.

A minute or so later our officer buddy turned around and looked to her for confirmation.
She timidly confirmed.

She put it in her purse, which was the worst idea, but who can blame her for not thinking clearly in these conditions?

The remaining officers slowly approached our downed friend, and proceeded to take our friend to the hospital.
No complicating illegalities.

A tale of a benevolent looting.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Street monkeys.