Hey Boys and Girls, it's Friday, so you know what time it is!! It's time for, HOW MANY SHOOTINGS WILL THERE BE IN CHICAGO THIS WEEKEND?!?!

submitted by SMCAB from self.whatever

Let's go ahead and set the Over/Under at 47 for shootings and 7 for deaths. You know this time of year, I'd usually set the over/under higher but it's going to be unseasonably cool this weekend in the jungle, and we all know that keeps the monkeys in the trees, or in this case on the porch. ANY TAKERS???

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[–]noshore4me 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

With 20% chance of rain on Sunday, I think that'll keep the usual suspects indoors for part of the weekend. I'm going to take the under on this one.

[–]VanillaSky 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I'd say 35 shootings 10 deaths. It's the beginning of the month so these fools are busy at the grocery stores.

[–]SMCAB[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You're right, I'm still taking the over. But I need to start taking Gubmint funding, weather, moon cycles, all of it to set these odds.

[–]VanillaSky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I see you're brushing up on your ebonics.

[–]Tigerbitecrazy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I wish we could add a ticker at the top of the home page with deaths and injuries in Chicago vs, literally, everywhere else in the US

[–]VanillaSky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This would be great!

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Depends on how u/fuckyourmom is feeling

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    [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Gomen

    [–]VanillaSky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Well it was a cool weekend in Chicago, maybe Lightfoot is out collecting guns for Target gift cards. Only 18 shot 1 dead its 10 pm Sunday

    [–]SMCAB[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Oddsmaking is definetly not one of my specialties.

    I'll get better as I study the effects of these outside forces on how animals murder each other.

    [–]EddieC 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    The agenda that is normalized, wins
    Let's normalize our agenda to win
     

    [–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Considering Sagittarius' arrow is in Ur-anus and the price of Clear Fentanyl is down to $20 a gram, there will be lots of stoned out Geminis and others staggering around with high-powered hand guns blowing out lungs this weekend. So do be careful in the Windy. I'm expecting forty-four shootings with only nine deaths 'cause it's hard to aim a 9mm when you're loaded on Fent.