Anytime you masturbate demons rejoice in the spiritual realms

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Share the love

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

soap? bleeding and you can't stop?

I'm gonna go 'way out on a limb and guess this is not describing a majority of her patients

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Demons are just really into mutual masterbation.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

And hair will begin growing from your palms. Also your IQ will begiin to drop.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

If not IQ, some form of intelligence is blocked by those who are impure (commit gluttony or sexual related impurity). They’re pretty bad at thinking abstractly or existentially. When you point out why they’re wrong, they just dismiss it without further thought. Out of sight, out of mind.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're just describing people in general

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Literally? I've never heard of or seen hair growing from someone's palms.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was the belief around 1900 but here it was used for levity. I used to read my grandfather's old books and they filled my head with nonsense. So don't worry, it's good for you.

[–]Markimus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

As a transcendent being able to exist in the world of forms as well as the physical world I can confirm this to be 100% true.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If that's true can you disconnect me? Because I hate it here.

[–]Bridgeheadprod 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You seem really hung up over masturbation….

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You seem really hung up over masturbation….

Only as it pertains to demonic possession and opening portals to hell. Your focus on masturbation in indifference to the highly unusual context I mention it in suggests you don't find talk of demons and hellgates to be anything out of the ordinary(unlike masturbation apparently). If thats the case, yes I meant that this article make fun of you.

[–]Bridgeheadprod 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ahem. You seem hung up on masturbation and demons. Pardon me