Think about the greatest poets, inventors, writers, political leaders, and generals in history. What did they have in common? They all took shits. All of them. No matter how noble their actions or consequential their words at the end of the day they squatted on a bowl and released their intestinal waste on a daily basis.

Every beautiful woman whose face inspired millions of men to sacrifice their lives in war at the end of the day pushed smelly smelly stools through her behind into the toilet. Every teacher, administrator, and esteemed member of society as well as every criminal, homeless person, vagabond, and thief used toilets.

Every ideologue that championed causes such as feminism, racial equality, communism, socialism, or religious extremism all put poops from their butt somewhere and flushed them. Mao, Lenin, Hitler, Stalin, Putin all pooped in toilets at some point in their lives. They'd give some great speech, initiate a purge, then defecate and wipe with some remnants remaining in their underwear.

Think about how easily a shitting session can go wrong. Let's say you shit and can't wipe. Or you get toilet paper stuck on your boot. Even one mistake like this during your life can totally destroy your reputation. You leave the bathroom and there's a stain on your butt. You smell, people notice, and you go from being respected to being an object of ridicule. Any respect you have worked so hard to gain is gone and will never return. That is pure ideology.

Think about what happens if your toilet breaks even for a few days. Your life is thrown into ruin. Where will you shit? Pissing is easy but shit? Not so simple. Let's say you have a family what do they do? What if you don't have money for a plumber? The toilet is so central to our lives and civilization yet it's such a taboo topic. I'm going to talk about it more at length in the future. Such a fascinating and understudied aspect of modern life.