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"Sockarooni turns out to to have an aggressive aroma of tomato and herbs (yep) that is appealing when the sauce is cold (agreed). When heated, though, it's clumsy and even somewhat unpleasant, (mmhmm) crudely overdosed with oregano, sweetened with corn syrup and almost bitter from the quantity of dried herbs (yep). But it is undeniably industrial-strength (true). You could taste it through a nylon stocking."

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The part about sitting there naked and blowing my socks off is true though