It's so weird talking to female teachers knowing they all had dicks in their mouths

submitted by yabbit from (self.whatever)

Not the married ones obviously but in general. How tf can you respect somebody that puts penises where food's supposed to go. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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    [–]Canbot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I think you are projecting.

    [–]Dunwidit 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    How bored are you...?

    [–]yabbit[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    It had to be said

    [–]JoeyJoeJoe 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    Seems like someone is secretly worried that dicks are delicious

    [–]Foidblaster9000 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I laughed far harder at this than was warranted.

    [–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Why do you hate dicks?

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    How many dicks you think your mom sucked?

    Every freaky thing you can think of, so did your parents.

    [–]yabbit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Nah she's not a thot like american whores

    [–]Dashing-Dove 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    How about the ones who prefer oysters, and not the Rocky Mountain sort? Do you approve of pearl diving? Does marriage make penises tastier? Do female teachers transmit cooties? These are important questions for any pubescent troll to ask themselves before entering a class room.

    [–]mongre 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    How anyone speaks to you knowing the same is beyond me.

    [–]yabbit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    sheeit hell no mans i aint gae like you are