i have decided to get rid of one of my genitals.

submitted by [deleted] from (self.whatever)

now seriously, why does anybody need both a urine pipe and a poo hole, when you could easily re-plumb it all to just come out of your ass?

you only need a few basic tools:

(1) pliers, vice grip style.
(1) plumbers glue and weldingsolder
(1) scuba flippers
(1) scuba spear gun.
(1) earmuffs.
(1) testicle polishing grease.
(1) toilet plunger

because this is such an obviously simple process to repipe your pee so it comes out your ass, WE ARE NOT GOING TO INCLUDE ANY RIDICULOUS STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS.

good luck.

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i have a great idea to spruce up this forum a bit... first, we invite ALL of the moderators to go on a field trip into a HUGE forest.. we advise them to not bring any maps or compasses or any silly unnecessary camping gear like that.. we will take them out in the forest until WE ARE ALL COMPLETELY LOST.. WE WILL LIVE OUT OUR LIVES BY EATING BERRIES AND DIRT AND DEAD FISH AND WE WILL LEARN TO COMMUNICATE WITH BEARS USING SIGN LANGUAGE.

this forum will be a much happier place without moderators.

vote insightful for yes.

vote funny for yes yes.

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HUGE forest.

The Texas Killing Fields ain't a forest.