Suicide statistics

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100% of people who successfully committed suicide are still dead.

That is a really good track record.

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I think the Hindus might disagree with this.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the hindus also eat cow poop and cow urine, so maybe take what they say with a grain of salt.

i was sitting in a jack in the box burger joint and a hindu man came in with his son and they ordered two cheese burgers with no meat.

they dont eat cows.

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How do you know we're not already in hell? Ever see Event Horizon?