The Men With Penises Growing on Their Arms - Tales From the Internet

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[–]Antarchomachus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Wow, the world is a much stranger place than I even imagined

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Imagine getting into a fight with this dude?

He's all like "oh yeah, u wanna fight, wanker? ok twat, give me a second to roll up my sleeves!"

u give him a second and get ready for a fight

he rolls up his right sleeve and buttons it.

he rolls up his left sleeve and a massive cock attached to his arm falls out of it and he buttons that sleeve up.

"U ready 2 get fuct now, lil wanker?"

charges u with 2 fists and a dick. pins you down. starts 2 get excited. while he's holding ur neck down with his arm he starts getting erect.. imagine.. no homo ofc..

[–]Antarchomachus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Sounds like a scene from a horror movie, lol. The Attack of Penisman might be a big hit

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

dude ur a creative genius. seriously.

i can't believe no porno guys have contacted him for a movie shoot yet.... and u know he still hasn't gotten the surgery and still has that penis on his forearm since he ditched 4+ appointments to get the procedure finished.. he's had it on his arm for like six years now.. that thing ain't going no where! this is like finding an already found gold-mine no one has tapped into..

wanna go halfsies on a porno shoot? I like the title "Penis-Man"!!! It's like a naughty super-hero, let's do this!

He can be like Peter Parker but he's from Staten Island instead of Queens!

He shoots webs too!!

we could be legends who change the whole industry..

"Penis-Man Vs Gangrene" (pronounced Gang-Green, like a green gang that runs all over the city and their saliva is penis-man's kryptonite!)

we could make so many movies like in the marvel universe!

if ppl thought ron jeremy was something o boi o boi do we have something for them!

[–]Antarchomachus 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Lmao!

The creative genius is all you friend, I simply recognized the movie potential this had and helped with the title 😀

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You're too humble, you were the spark that lit that match my friend!!

What is a match without a spark? Without Friction? Useless, that's what! You're my spark, my friction!

I think we will come up with more genius together if u stay on SaidIt!

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I remember that cocktopus from Son of the Beach.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That isn't my arm.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I know it isn't your arm, remember? I've seen you topless b4, silly billy.

I don't know shit about tattoos STILL THO because you still won't lemme hit. Is this why? Do you not have a penis/have a penis above your knee coming out of your thigh? Is that why you won't take off your pants and each time I try, you tell me the wife is coming home soon and you have plans to make bread together and 2 "scram"?