i have a toothache and i am trying to pull a tooth and maybe do a root canal at home using basic hand tools.
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[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
It's not a bad thing to be prepared for many different scenarios, but it's not good to focus on the bad things.
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I GLUED MY WEINER UP INTO MY BUTTHOLE AND MY TOOTHACHE STOPPED.
I AM GOOD NOW.
[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (3 children)
Do you have a detachable penis?
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
no, i used "gorilla glue" to stick it up my ass and so it aint coming out no more.
no more troublesome trips to the old restroom any more.
i got a good airtight seal on that thing.. no more crapping and pissing.
i could just strap a drain hose down the side of my leg and let it drip behind my shoe.
i am a free man.
Allahuakbar,
[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
If you're airtight down there, you will soon have another toothache from the backup.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Yeah, but look at how much $$ I will save on toilet paper.
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