i have a toothache and i am trying to pull a tooth and maybe do a root canal at home using basic hand tools.

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

no, i used "gorilla glue" to stick it up my ass and so it aint coming out no more.

no more troublesome trips to the old restroom any more.

i got a good airtight seal on that thing.. no more crapping and pissing.

i could just strap a drain hose down the side of my leg and let it drip behind my shoe.

i am a free man.

Allahuakbar,

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you're airtight down there, you will soon have another toothache from the backup.

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Yeah, but look at how much $$ I will save on toilet paper.