i have a toothache and i am trying to pull a tooth and maybe do a root canal at home using basic hand tools.

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[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I think it's time for your primary alt name change now that you're over 1,000 post karma. In honor of the Sugarland Skeeters changing their team name, you should now change yours to u/SpaceCowboy.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Not much time remaining. Stop.

Man jumped from bridge near my place a few days ago. Stop.

Gotta organize my stuff. Stop.

Gotta prepare. Stop.

It's been weird.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

It's not a bad thing to be prepared for many different scenarios, but it's not good to focus on the bad things.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I GLUED MY WEINER UP INTO MY BUTTHOLE AND MY TOOTHACHE STOPPED.

I AM GOOD NOW.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Do you have a detachable penis?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

no, i used "gorilla glue" to stick it up my ass and so it aint coming out no more.

no more troublesome trips to the old restroom any more.

i got a good airtight seal on that thing.. no more crapping and pissing.

i could just strap a drain hose down the side of my leg and let it drip behind my shoe.

i am a free man.

Allahuakbar,

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you're airtight down there, you will soon have another toothache from the backup.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, but look at how much $$ I will save on toilet paper.