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i have a toothache and i am trying to pull a tooth and maybe do a root canal at home using basic hand tools.
submitted 2 years ago * by [deleted] from self.whatever
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[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (7 children)
I think it's time for your primary alt name change now that you're over 1,000 post karma. In honor of the Sugarland Skeeters changing their team name, you should now change yours to u/SpaceCowboy.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (6 children)
Not much time remaining. Stop.
Man jumped from bridge near my place a few days ago. Stop.
Gotta organize my stuff. Stop.
Gotta prepare. Stop.
It's been weird.
[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
It's not a bad thing to be prepared for many different scenarios, but it's not good to focus on the bad things.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (4 children)
I GLUED MY WEINER UP INTO MY BUTTHOLE AND MY TOOTHACHE STOPPED.
I AM GOOD NOW.
[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (3 children)
Do you have a detachable penis?
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
no, i used "gorilla glue" to stick it up my ass and so it aint coming out no more.
no more troublesome trips to the old restroom any more.
i got a good airtight seal on that thing.. no more crapping and pissing.
i could just strap a drain hose down the side of my leg and let it drip behind my shoe.
i am a free man.
Allahuakbar,
[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
If you're airtight down there, you will soon have another toothache from the backup.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Yeah, but look at how much $$ I will save on toilet paper.
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